Tell Me Something Funny

Someone, please tell me if Nanny wants to make me laugh. 3

A boy goes to his father and asks: What is politics?

The father said: Good son, let me tell you this: I am an earner, that is why I am called a capitalist. Your mother is a manager, so call the government. We are here to help you, get in touch. Nanny, treat them like a working class. And your sister, she's called Tor. Now think about it and see if it makes sense.

So the boy fell asleep and wondered what his father had said. Then he heard his younger brother crying and he got up to look at him. You see the baby's skin is very dirty. The boy went to his parents' room and saw his mother sleeping. Not wanting to wake him, he went to the nanny's room. When he found the door locked, he pressed the lock and saw her on the bed with the nanny. She gave up and went back to bed. The next morning the boy said to him: Dad, I think I understand political terms now. He said good boy, tell me in your own words what you think about politics. Representative Child: By the way, despite capitalism being a task force, governments are fast asleep, people are being ignored and nature is drowning in filth.

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A boy came home from school and said I got an F in math today.

Your representative, what happened?

The boy said: Well, my teacher asked me what is 3 instead of 2? And I said 6.

Your representative, OK.

The boy says I know. So he asked me what is 2 times 3?

Your representative, what's the difference?

People say I said!

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One woman decided to take her husband to the club on the third day.

You arrive at the club and the porter says: Hello Dave! How are you ?

His wife was confused and asked if he had ever been to the club.

Oh no, Dave said. He is in my bowling team.

As they sat down, a waitress asked Dave if he was running his own business and bringing in a Budweiser.

Your wife is very angry and says, does she know that you drink Budweiser?

He said that he is in the bowling league. We share the road with them.

Then a man came to his desk, hugged Dave, and said, Hey Dave! Would you like table dance as always, son?

Davis's now independent wife grabbed her purse and ran out of the club. Dave chased after him and took him to the taxi. When she managed to close the door, he ran towards her.

He desperately tried to convince her that the piercer must have thought she was someone else, but his wife did not mind. She yells at him at full speed and tells him all the names in the book. He turned his head and said, Dave, you look like you're sucking.

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A Marine is sent to Afghanistan. There he found a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter, she claims that she slept with two men while away and wanted to separate from him. And I want to take a picture of his back.

So the Marines did what any Marine in the Square would do. He quenched their hunger and caught every unwanted woman he could find. He then sent 25 pictures of women (dressed and dressed) to his girlfriend with the following notes.

I don't remember who you are Delete your photos and restore the rest.

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After one semester, an eccentric philosophy professor takes a final exam of questions covering a wide range of topics.

The class was seated and ready to begin when the teacher picked up his chair, placed it on his desk, and wrote on the blackboard: Prove from what we have learned this semester that this chair does not exist. ۔

Flying fingers, faded rubber, stylish notebook. Some students write more than 30 pages at a time to repeat the existence of the chair. One of the key viewer members was ready and ready in less than a minute.

A few weeks later, when the album was released, the rest of the group thought they would get an A if they hadn't written anything.

The answer consists of two words: which chair?

Tell Me Something Funny

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Hmmm, girl, if I were a queen, I'd jump on the bed first, cover my neck with a blanket, and scream, Philip, look at me, I'm a tampon.
A new addition to help people should encourage children to donate their money to Play Station 3, as some Afghans do not even have a PlayStation. (Maybe this is the first !!!) :)
Another thing is that I was in a bar and was a very attractive woman and I made friends. Even at 57, he is strong. He asked if I could practice double. I asked her what it was and she said she was a mom, a team of 2 girls out of 1, and I know why not. We went back to her house and she turned on the hall lights.
The three turtles, Andy and Roy, decide to have a picnic. Package with picnic basket and sandwich. The problem is, the picnic area is ten miles away. So you need ten days to arrive.
When they arrive, open the food and ... OK Roy, give me the bottle opener. I did not bring Roy said. I put you in your trunk. She is busy. He turned to Andy. Did you bring a bottle opener? Of course Andy didn't accept it.
So you're ten miles away from me with a cork screw. Andy told Roy to come back and get it. But it worked out because everyone was told to eat a sandwich. Two hours later, and when he swore to his turtle life that he would not eat sandwiches, he finally agreed.
So the opinion went at a steady pace. 20 days and he hasn't come back yet and Andy is starving, but a promise is a promise. Another 5 days and he hasn't come back yet, but a promise is a promise. Eventually they couldn't stand it any longer, so the two grabbed a sandwich, and when they were ready to eat, Roy came out from behind the rock and found out:
I know it. Not mine * #King!
The boy had been drinking at the bar all day, so he decided to go to me. When he got to the door, he fell face down on the floor and everyone laughed.
He walks out the door and someone falls on his face.
Walking on the road and falling face down
He came to your door and fell on his face.
When used, it falls on the face.
His wife appeared and he said
They drink !!!
Did you know that he answered?
You forgot your wheelchair and !!!!!!
GCG and laugh at me. Does he make you laugh too? Come on, you can recognize it.